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Changing Light Bulbs...

 

How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb?

  • None. The light bulb will change itself when it's ready.
  • Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
  • Just one, but it takes nine visits.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

  • "How long have you been having this phantasy?"
  • "Why does the light bulb necessarily have to change?"
  • One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.

How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb?

  • "How many do you think it takes?"


Patients Verses Psychiatrists

 

Q. What's the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the mental hospital?

A. The patients are the ones that eventually get better and go home!

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